The package alleges a hazelnut filling, but this was an unsettlingly chalky little log of waxen disappointment. Zelda observed that the squirrel mascot, upon close inspection, has a sinister face.
If the internets aren't lying to us, also in existence (damned if we know where to find them) are these Babaevskiy products by the following names:
By the Fireplace
Cockerel Sweet Head
Hide and Seek
Magic Flute and
It's contest time! How would you make people hungry for this chocolate with words? We invite you to select one or more of the treats listed above and write a blurb of ingenius product copy for it. Send it in to firstname.lastname@example.org. If your copy is selected for the top 3 best unknown chocolate promo schpiels, we'll design and post the appropriate label along with your entry! First place receives a modest bag of imported Russian chocolates. Deadline: March 28, 2010.